My Response to Michael Moore

I saw this on Michelle Malkin. I suggest you read it. I have posted my conservative manifesto below in rebuttal.

Dear Looney Leftist,

The following is my promise to you in our time in the minority.

1. We will always respect you for your liberal beliefs. We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us. We will, however, call you unpatriotic when you insist upon appeasing terrorists and putting our lives and children's lives at risk.

2. We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your behavior to be "different" or "immoral." We will, however, promise to fight your socialist agenda of moral equivalence on all fronts, including marriage.

3. We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. That means even from the minority, I will fight your socialized medicine tooth and nail. Not to mention your instance that the government pay for your kind to kill their children. The good news for us is, at the rate you kill your kids, you can't hold the majority for long.

4.When you soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, please leave ours there. Though I will never understand your belief that freedom is not worth fighting for, I respect your right to that belief. We will continue to volunteer ourselves and our children to fight and die for your right to be a noodle spined appeaser.

5.When you make America the last Western democracy to have socialized medicine, and all Americans are able to get help from underpaid, disgruntled doctors, after having to wait months to get poor medical attention. We promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay. And regardless of how much money you have, you will be forced to deal with second rate medical care. And from the minority, I will fight to save the lives of your unborn children you seek to murder in the name of a form of stem cell research that has produced no medical advances to date.

6.Even though we have opposed environmental regulation, we hope when you clean up our air and water, you, the Democratic majority, will let us, too, park our private jets right next the ones you and Al Gore travel around in preaching environmental regulation.

7.Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice; immediately following your liberal friends writing a stern letter to solve the problem, as you have tended to do in the past. We will also promise not to bomb and aspirin factory to cover up our own adultery.